The Tator Family history is a complex one that spreads across time, space, dimensions and potato patches. Come with me now through the mists of time, back in time to a time 10 minutes before The Tator Family started where our story starts!
It all began during the time of the ancient builders where a child was found abandoned and was taken in my a villager foster home, the boy was named Spud Blade. Spud grew up to become a pretty rubbish businessman but somehow became a lord.
He also had an obsession with pigs and like David Cameron um cough yeah if you know, you know. Two pig humanoids where the result of this debacle and they were named Gadget and Piggie. Spud quickly ate the pig and would die of food poisoning, leaving Gadget and Piggie to defend for themselves. Gadget grew up to become a time traveller and whizzed off to the future leaving Piggie alone.
Gadget arrived at a time in the future and married The Queen of Pots and had a son, legend says this son would be Technoblade and at the age of 10 he killed them both in the name of anarchy, but no one can be sure. Piggie on the other hand decided to venture to the nether where she met a Piglin called Jacket Potato.
Jacket was unlike the other Piglins, his genes mutated when he created as potato seeds had been mixed into the nether soil giving him the powers of the potato. Jacket was the minister of one of the bastions and took Piggie in, the two would fall in love and would have 3 kids the infamous Tator Brothers, Baked, Boiled and Mash.
Baked was a very clever and smart Piglin, Boiled however was a troubled kid seemingly jealous and angry all the time when one day he murdered his 10 year old brother Mash pushing him off a ledge. Nobody actually saw him commit the crime but Baked was certain it was him and the brotherly rivalry escalated badly to the point the two had to be separated. Baked would join the military like his father was to try and keep the two apart, but the rivalry was cut short when The Great Nether War broke out between the Piglins and the Fortress Dwellers (Wither Skellies and Blazes). Piggie was killed in the early years of the war and so did Boiled but he left something somewhere safe that would ensure his survival unknown to his brother. Baked and Jacket where two of last Piglins remaining with the Wither Dragon wiping everything out. Jacket told Baked to flee to the overworld and save himself and Jacket would bring down the Dragon to end the war. The two bid an emotional farewell as Baked fled and Jacket bombed the terrain taking down the dragon, but also destroying every portal seemingly trapping himself in the nether forever.
Baked arrived in the overworld battered, bloody and bruised, carrying the the pain on his back as he began to start his new life.
Next Time: Baked's Ride Through Blood
This is amazing! Well done Tato!
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